orbitingghosts replied to your post “I need some help. Like some sort of chart explaining the platonic…”

there is no love greater than that of a billy-bumbler for ADVENTURE

Please explain all of these inappropriate looks of love between a man and a 12 year old boy to me please. I just can’t go on.

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I need some help. Like some sort of chart explaining the platonic level of all of the confessions of love in The Dark Tower.



WWI: Pigeon being released from tank 


During WWI, when tanks were cornered into hopeless situations, in a desperate last ditch effort they would sometimes release a pigeon. All tanks were outfitted with normally one, sometimes two pigeons, of various breeds, specifically for this purpose. The pigeon would use unfathomable power to destroy absolutely everything around it, but often would also destroy the tank it was released from and kill its occupants in the process, which is why tank operators were so hesitant to resort to releasing their pigeons. Over 10,000 people were killed during WWI from pigeon related combat alone.

The most infamous pigeon related incident during the war was at the Third Battle of Ypres in 1917, when British colonel Reginald William Edwards released an extremely powerful Szegediner Highflier pigeon from the Mark IV tank he was operating, which had become immobilized in mud and surrounded by several German Leichter Kampfwagen I tanks. The Highfligher immediately flew up to an altitude surpassing Earth’s mesosphere, then plunged back down, diving into one of the LK I tanks and creating a massive shockwave that killed over 1,500 and injured tens of thousands of soldiers and civilians alike.

re-write all the plots so ninjas and such sound like sports and I’ll be a skeleton.

Everyone is so into Yowapeda and I’d like to jump on the bandwagon but Sports.

I can jump on the most convoluted shonen ninja demon shinigami homestuck plot ever but I just can’t sports.

Hello ancient Dark Tower fandom, I’m coming to you.

antti awrrrq

Ugh I love this bunch of musicians goddamn